Google Search:: "Hey Mike, you want to try something impressive, try what we were doing for
our private shows over the last 5 years.

We would buy from a wholesaler, 2 CASES of 100 shot saturn missle battieries
(that's 60 of those suckas!!), then we hot glued them to 2X4s and stuck slow
burning sticky match along the fused sides (laying the fuses down parallel
to the BP in the match) and lit them all at once. Yes, ALL 60 AT ONCE!!

SON! Let me tell you, the first year we did that we had people diving under
cars to excape the noise and those thousands of little annoying, screaming
bees going everywhere! It was the single most talked about thing in the 10
to 12 year history of our private shows.

This was the first year we didn't have that private show. I'm currently
going through withdrawal pains. :)"