5ives: Five ways I tend to feel after speaking with Sprint's Customer Service: "Five ways I tend to feel after speaking with Sprint's Customer Service




Like I was just traded to another inmate for 2 packs of menthol cigarettes


Like I've been slapped repeatedly with a half-frozen sturgeon


Like I've accidentally just agreed to finish the homework of every kid in my middle school


Like somewhere in a big Sprint building, there's a fat man with a monocle and a top hat smoking a cigar while dancing a jig and holding a fat bag of five-dollar bills with my bewildered face on it


Very, very unclean"