SuperDeluxo4.2 wgets and curls: "Quack Medical Device Diagrams #
Because making fun of dumb people is fun:
curl -f -O 'http://www.americanartifacts.com/smma/eyemass/e[1-14]{,a}.{jpg,gif}'
This was an eyesight restoration device. It massaged your eyeballs back to normal. Or something."